Ultim8 One liners contain 250 one-liners, tag-lines, funny quotes, etc. It contains quotes like:
* When your IQ hits 21, SELL!!
* A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
* An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
* Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
* If a problem causes too many meetings, then the meetings eventually become more important than the problem.
If you want the last word with a woman, apologize.
This version contains the following features:
* 250 hand-picked and revised one liners
* Navigate through quotes in both directions
* Go to a random one liner by shaking your device (icon for random available in iPad version)
* Share one liners by mail
* Tweet your favorite one liners
* Share your favorite one liners on facebook
* Swipe to move back and forth
* Send one liners via text messages (SMS)
We are working on some more great new features, and picking more one liners for the app.
The full version has the following:
* 1295 one liners
* No ads
* Save your favorite one liners